Following the Equator - Chapter XXVI
Text and images from The Oxford Mark Twain and The Gutenberg Project.
Locations and dates for the most part are from Mark Twain Day By Day, a massive work by David Fears
(See notes marked MTDBD).
An unexpected visit by a visiting professor from New Zealand causes the faculty of Yale to take a cram course in all aspects of New Zealand so as not to cause offense.