The Stolen Watermelon

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The Stolen Watermelon
Now, when you commit a transgression, lay it up in your memory, and without stopping, it will all lead toward moral perfection. When you have committed your 462 you are released of every possibility and have ascended the staircase of faultless creation and you finally stand with your 462 complete with absolute moral perfection, and I am more than two-thirds up there.
 

This is a portion of The Morals Lectures. The lectures delivered during the Following the Equator tour. This is from a transcript published at http://twain.lib.virginia.edu/onstage/morals.html

 

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